Jeff Gordon Wine

Wow. This was released a mere two weeks ago, and even at $50 a bottle, they're already sold out. The signed limited edition "gift set" goes for $250, which includes a bottle of wine, two glasses and a box. Since the wine glasses are $40 (each!) and the wine goes for $50, that's $130. So that means paying $120 for a Jeff Gordon's signiture on a piece of wood.

Be sure to get on the spam list, so you too can have the opportunity to pick up this perfect little gift for that redneck sommelier or Jeff "Alien King" Gordon-lover (I'm ashamed to have spawned the latter)on your list.

I say all this only in jest of course. You know I would happily pay at least $250 for some wood that Tony has fondled.

And yes, boys and girls, that is a double entendre.