311, I am ready to fight!

I don't completely disbelieve that dork-strordinaire Christian rawker Scott Stapp said this, but it casts some suspicion over who was drunker, Stapp or 311.

They should have just kicked his a** and owned up to it. They would have been heroes in my book.

Stereogum lovingly mocked up a t-shirt to celebrate Stapp's routine of acting like an a** in public.