Day One: Damon jumps to Yankees

AAAAGH! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

Watching the Red Sox is a major means of acquiring cool girlfriend points and Johnny Damon made the Red Sox worth watching! The combination of his beard, flowing locks and firm thighs made him look like a stallion when he ran. My only solace is that I was able to witness it in person up in Seattle when the Mariners hosted the Red Sox earlier this year.

Now I shake my Chinese fist at you, Johnny Damon.

Curse you Yankers and your "short-hair, clean-shaven" policy.

On a side note, Jason Varitek has jumped up from the #2 to the #1 Red Sox hottie position, and Trot Nixon (the Redeemer!) has moved from the #3 to the #2 position. I will wait for spring training to fill my #3 position.