Your life’s theme song…

…is apparently the he song that was #1 on your birthday the year you turned 18, so I try it out…

Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul.

Oh man. I decided to try the British charts.

Swing The Mood - Jive Bunny

Sigh.

If only someone had written a song named…say, High Maintenance, Stubborn B*tch (but I love her anyway), that was number 1 in say… Japan, I would have a perfect life theme trifecta!!!