Stabby McKnife
Stereogum published a link a few days ago to this T-shirt from Threadless.
Now am I suggesting that one should stab their enemies?
Um...yeah. Yeah, I am.
Getting mad at your enemies only makes them happy. It gives them much more to work with. You might as well give them a knife so they can stab you. And they will. Trust.
Ignoring your enemies is no good either. They never seem to venture outside of mental and/or physical proximity enough to stay off your radar. I don't know why this is, but it usually invovles psychological problems on the part of you or your enemy or both.
Trying to make friends with your enemies is stooopid. You waste a bunch of time trying to support this futile act, and then they piss you off and become even a bigger pain in the ass than they were before.
Therefore the only viable alternative is to stab your enemies. No flesh wounds either. If you're going to stab, make it count.
posted by Leoni @ 12:53 PM
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9 Comments:
You make me very glad that I'm on your friends list. Of course that could change if I continue to take a fortnight to reply to your emails *sheepish grin*
Nah. Delayed e-mail response isn't enough to get on my enemies list. You only get ruthless teasing for that. My friends are just as high maintenance as myself, so I have a high level of tolerance for that stuff. Besides you’re smart and talented. You just can’t have enough of those types of friends.
My enemies (and they know who they are) go out of their way to say they have my interests at heart, but then actively make my life hell. And I’m too fiery (read: bitchy) to let stuff like that go. My enemies are very few in number, but are easily identifiable. They’re the ones with the bloody puncture wounds.
*sniff* a compliment, don't worry I won't tell anyone ;) though I don't know if i like being considered high maintenance :D
Well well well... what have we here?
A blog full of lies?
Nice.
I'll make sure and add all these new ones to the old file. Buh-bye.
Nice indeed. Thank you for proving my point about enemies never getting off your radar...darn those psychological problems...
Well, Stabby, or Leoni or whatever, you should maybe look into solving those psychological problems you've got. But that would require self-knowledge and reflection and honesty...
...so I understand that it might be a while. And by "a while" I mean "eons".
Ciao.
I have better things to do than get into a flame-war with an ex-boyfriend about which of us has the most psychological problems.
Go play hide and go smack on your own blog. I don't have time for you and your self-righteousness, I'm getting on with my own life, broken or not.
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When I say "no flame-war", I mean it. I will not participate. Enough is enough.
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