Who's NASCAR's Sexiest Driver?

Well, you all know my top three (or at least you should), so I'm gunning for an Edwards-Stewart showdown (Biffle is conspicuously absent, despite his beautiful eyes) in the vote for the sexiest driver.

Although I have to overlook that Carl Edward's chest looks freshly buffed and waxed in this rather amusing, and slightly disturbing, ESPN cover. Carl, baby, just keep the suit on until those chest hair implants I sent you grow in.

Bum luck that Casey Mears is up against Junior. Heck, I even voted for Junior. I don't find him "sexy" by my own standards, but he's so cute that every time he opens his mouth, I want to fold him up and put him in my pocket.

I noticed they put the two fatties - Tony Stewart and Ryan Newman - against each other. Seems Newman's been hanging out at the DQ with Tony during the off season.

And why the hell does Michael Waltrip keep getting thrown in there? I mean seriously, take a hard look. Who's the goofiest looking guy up there? (and don't say all of them) Hands down, it's Waltrip. (heh heh...no offense sweetie! go mikey!)