NY Giants: We can almost beat them again

The single most brilliant article the Onion has ever written.

The best parts?

"Yeah, they good, they good," wideout Randy Moss, "...and they did nearly almost come close to practically beating us, come to think of it. Didn't, though,...18 and oh, baby!"

"And mark my words, that's what we're going to do in the Super Bowl—meet their strengths with ours, play as hard and as fast as we can, and force them to eventually beat us."

Hilarious!