What's the first rule when ordering lunch from Paradise Bakery?

Never EVER leave the counter without checking your sandwich. Ever.

And stoooopid me did just that. I got back to my desk. No avocado. Lettuce and Swiss cheese and bread. I hate them. I don't want to hate but I do. It's not just an occasional oversight or lunch-rush mistake (today there was only one other person and me). This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I go. I was so mad I didn't even enjoy eating my lunch. I'm against eating calories I don't enjoy.

okok. deep breath.

Fortunately I picked up bonus 2-for-$1 cookies so my sweetie and I can roll around in ecstasy in our (oppositely) favorite cookies.