Pandemonium has hit NASCAR's Sexiest Driver

The voting for the first round of the finals ends tomorrow, but with Waltrip's 60/40 lead over Jimmie Johnson, it's pretty much locked up.

Now go back and read that again.

Waltrip leads Johnson.

It's obvious now that I performed the double-helix crane-technique jinx when I suggested that Waltrip didn't even belong in the lineup.

As you can see, my powers are amazing.

It'd really be something if Waltrip could just finish a race somewhere in the top 35. But his team's just coasting, probably because of all the energy being put into next year's Toyota teams.

And speaking of, Jarrett (also competing in the sexiest driver finals) is fully on board with Waltrip's Toyota teams, and I like the idea of them being teammates next year. I'm even envisioning some hilarious Jarrett/Waltrip commercials next season, since even my mom thinks that Waltrip isn't as funny if he doesn't have a straight man, and as the UPS commercials have shown, Jarrett does a pretty decent job.