FDA rejects green tea health claims

Oh man, I was really counting on these, too. Next thing they'll be a study out that says green tea causes cancer.

(from South Park)
Scott: I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind.
Terrance: Cancer?!?
Scott: Yes, in the head.
Terrance: Head cancer?!?
Scott: Yes.
Terrance: Ah, stop that! (hides behind Phillip)
Phillip: Hey, don't give me cancer!!

Oh well.