And there was much rejoicing...

(yaaaaay...)

Americans yawned in celebration of Charles and Camilla’s wedding today, most of whom were saying, “yes yes yes, very nice… will you please stop attracting media attention now?!? We're very tired.”

And I thought that only males display that amount of plumage...

And all you gals, don’t forget to order your replica of the engagement ring. Those Brits are buying them like craaazy.