Pedro Says, "They Can Keep The Ring"

Ok, Pedro, you can stop throwing your tantrums now. Sure, it sucks feeling unappreciated for your talent and contribution on the road to their glorious accomplishment. But hey, the working man is unappreciated ALL THE TIME. And underpaid to boot. And the last time I checked, you are not being underpaid.

And I'm sure if RS management had treated you with a little more respect, continued to deal with your high-maintenance behavior and paid you some more monies, you'd still be there. But they didn't. The Church of Pedro has closed its doors and it's time to let go the dream of canonization that Boston would have bestowed upon you had you not been so busy flipping every one the bird.

Stop letting your ego ruin what's left of your image. Take your ring and go give the Mets the best you've got for the remaining years you've got it and earn some cred and adoration with the fans there. They're certainly paying you enough Benjamin's to do it and your fans (or what's left of them) deserve better than to listen to you being a whiny b*tch.