Tony Stewart Q&A: Back home again in Indiana

So I'm scrolling down reading this article and holy roly-poly! Tony "Fat Bastard" Stewart looks like he's been fed a steady stream of Big Macs, at least as compared to Jeff "Tiny Man" Gordon and Jimmie "Tall Man" Johnson.

I could put Tony on a physical activity regimen that's sure to work. He doesn't even have to buy any special equipment. I will simply chase him. Then I will catch him. Then I will proceed with other special activities to keep his heart rate in the "target zone". Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity! Awww right.