In a stunning move which proves that Steve Jobs can single-handedly (well, and his evil drone hands too) engineer products that out pace the income level of all but 1 percent of the population, Apple replaces one of it's newest and most popular products in the iPod line, the Mini, with the new Nano. It is named after the number of seconds it will take before he renders this new product obsolete. And his competitor's are getting CRUSHED. Craig McHugh's is so trumped, he's getting desperate.

And it's one more feather in his legacy as portable music's most brilliant innovator ever. I say this not because he invented the individual components, but because he could put all of them together and make people WANT it so badly. Just staring at the Nano makes me feel like I'm talking to a woman's breasts. In fact, if you go to the Apple site, there's a picture of a hand holding the Nano that looks remarkably like it is cupping a breast. See what I mean? Sexy sells baby.