Day Four: Damon shows off new haircut for Yankees

In Day Four of "Johnny Damon is a whore, and not just because he married one" week, some responses to an article today about Johnny's new look:

…(he) went to Salon Ishi on Manhattan's East Side for a new look. With Damon's wife, Michelle, looking on along with a Yankees' photographer, a stylist identified as "Chantal" rid Damon of his facial hair and long locks, putting him in compliance with the code of Yankees owner George Steinbrenner.

I'm pretty sure "Chantal" is under NYPD protective custody
from scorned Boston women who want to KILL her for
cutting off his hair.

"First of all, what do you guys think?" Damon said, looking at the cameras and stroking his chin.

From the back of the room, "You haven't looked this fugley
since the A's, Johnny!!"

"He looks like a Yankee, he sounds like a Yankee and he is a Yankee," Steinbrenner said in a statement.

He looks like a chump, sounds like a chump and
he IS a chump.

You can here it for yourself by checking out the video link. He doesn't sound like a Yankee, he sounds like he's pissed his pants while under interrogation. Laughable.