Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?

"Tony Stewart has hired fellow Indiana native (and fellow fattie) Ryan Newman to drive the second car for his new team next season."

In addition to sponsors Office Depot and Old Spice will be Burger King, Little Debbie Snack cakes and Crisco.

When not qualifying or racing, fans can listen to the two of them on their satillite radio show, eating Whoppers and telling all the other racers, officials, sponsors, track management and even NASCAR itself about how stupid they are.